I’m Not Always Sarcastic… I Sleep – Funny Comfort Colors 1717 Graphic Tee

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For those who run on coffee, wit, and just a little bit of attitude.

Our “I’m Not Always Sarcastic… I Sleep!” graphic tee is made for people who appreciate humor, honesty, and a good dose of sarcasm. Printed on the premium Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed tee, this shirt delivers that perfectly worn-in softness and relaxed fit you’ll want to live in.

The bold minimalist typography keeps the design clean while letting the humor do all the talking. Whether you're heading out with friends, running errands, or just embracing your sarcastic personality, this tee makes the perfect everyday statement piece.

Because let's be honest… sarcasm is basically a personality trait.

The Comfort Colors 1717 is known for its rich garment-dyed color, soft-washed fabric, and relaxed vintage-inspired fit. It’s substantial without feeling stiff, breathable without feeling thin, and built to hold its shape wear after wear.

Whether you're styling it oversized with biker shorts, front-tucked with denim, or layered under a flannel, this tee gives that effortlessly cool, worn-in vibe.

  • Ultra-soft, broken-in feel

  • Relaxed unisex fit

  • Durable heavyweight cotton

  • Minimal shrinkage

  • Perfect for everyday wear or custom designs

Product Features

  • Brand: Comfort Colors

  • Style: 1717

  • Fabric: 100% ring-spun cotton

  • Fabric Weight: 6.1 oz (heavyweight feel)

  • Garment-dyed for rich, lived-in color

  • Soft-washed for added comfort

  • Double-needle stitched collar & hems

  • Twill-taped shoulder-to-shoulder

  • Pre-shrunk during garment dye process

  • Unisex sizing (S–3XL depending on availability)

Fit & Sizing

  • Relaxed unisex fit

  • True to size for a relaxed look

  • Size up for oversized styling

  • Size down for a more fitted silhouette

(Size chart available in product images.)

Wash Instructions

  • Machine wash cold

  • Turn inside out

  • Tumble dry low

  • Do not bleach

  • Do not iron directly on design

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For those who run on coffee, wit, and just a little bit of attitude.

Our “I’m Not Always Sarcastic… I Sleep!” graphic tee is made for people who appreciate humor, honesty, and a good dose of sarcasm. Printed on the premium Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed tee, this shirt delivers that perfectly worn-in softness and relaxed fit you’ll want to live in.

The bold minimalist typography keeps the design clean while letting the humor do all the talking. Whether you're heading out with friends, running errands, or just embracing your sarcastic personality, this tee makes the perfect everyday statement piece.

Because let's be honest… sarcasm is basically a personality trait.

The Comfort Colors 1717 is known for its rich garment-dyed color, soft-washed fabric, and relaxed vintage-inspired fit. It’s substantial without feeling stiff, breathable without feeling thin, and built to hold its shape wear after wear.

Whether you're styling it oversized with biker shorts, front-tucked with denim, or layered under a flannel, this tee gives that effortlessly cool, worn-in vibe.

  • Ultra-soft, broken-in feel

  • Relaxed unisex fit

  • Durable heavyweight cotton

  • Minimal shrinkage

  • Perfect for everyday wear or custom designs

Product Features

  • Brand: Comfort Colors

  • Style: 1717

  • Fabric: 100% ring-spun cotton

  • Fabric Weight: 6.1 oz (heavyweight feel)

  • Garment-dyed for rich, lived-in color

  • Soft-washed for added comfort

  • Double-needle stitched collar & hems

  • Twill-taped shoulder-to-shoulder

  • Pre-shrunk during garment dye process

  • Unisex sizing (S–3XL depending on availability)

Fit & Sizing

  • Relaxed unisex fit

  • True to size for a relaxed look

  • Size up for oversized styling

  • Size down for a more fitted silhouette

(Size chart available in product images.)

Wash Instructions

  • Machine wash cold

  • Turn inside out

  • Tumble dry low

  • Do not bleach

  • Do not iron directly on design

The Comfort Colors 1717 tee is a customer favorite for its elevated casual feel and vintage aesthetic. Each shirt is garment-dyed, which means slight color variations may occur — giving every piece its own unique character.

Designed for comfort. Made to stand out.