I Cooked for Men Crewneck Sweatshirt – Gildan 18000

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The “I Cooked for Men, I Should Have Poisoned, So Yes I Have Self Control” crewneck sweatshirt blends retro 1950s-style artwork with unapologetic, dark humor. Equal parts sarcastic and bold, this design is for women who appreciate irony, boundaries, and a little shock value with their style.

Printed using direct-to-garment (DTG) printing on a Gildan 18000 Heavy Blend™ crewneck sweatshirt, this piece offers cozy warmth, a classic unisex fit, and durable fleece that’s comfortable enough for everyday wear — whether you’re out with friends or making a statement without saying a word.

This sweatshirt is meant to be humorous and tongue-in-cheek, perfect for fans of edgy humor, retro aesthetics, and confident self-expression.

✨ A standout piece for those who like their fashion bold, witty, and conversation-starting.

Care Instructions

  • Machine wash cold, inside out

  • Tumble dry low

  • Do not iron directly on the design

  • Do not dry clean

Why You’ll Love It

✔ Cozy heavyweight fleece
✔ Bold, sarcastic humor
✔ High-quality DTG print
✔ Retro aesthetic with modern edge
✔ Makes a hilarious, statement-making gift

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The “I Cooked for Men, I Should Have Poisoned, So Yes I Have Self Control” crewneck sweatshirt blends retro 1950s-style artwork with unapologetic, dark humor. Equal parts sarcastic and bold, this design is for women who appreciate irony, boundaries, and a little shock value with their style.

Printed using direct-to-garment (DTG) printing on a Gildan 18000 Heavy Blend™ crewneck sweatshirt, this piece offers cozy warmth, a classic unisex fit, and durable fleece that’s comfortable enough for everyday wear — whether you’re out with friends or making a statement without saying a word.

This sweatshirt is meant to be humorous and tongue-in-cheek, perfect for fans of edgy humor, retro aesthetics, and confident self-expression.

✨ A standout piece for those who like their fashion bold, witty, and conversation-starting.

Care Instructions

  • Machine wash cold, inside out

  • Tumble dry low

  • Do not iron directly on the design

  • Do not dry clean

Why You’ll Love It

✔ Cozy heavyweight fleece
✔ Bold, sarcastic humor
✔ High-quality DTG print
✔ Retro aesthetic with modern edge
✔ Makes a hilarious, statement-making gift

Vintage housewife vibes with modern sarcasm — dark humor done right.

  • Brand: Gildan

  • Style: 18000 Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt

  • Print Method: Direct-to-Garment (DTG)

  • Material: 50% Cotton / 50% Polyester

  • Fit: Classic unisex fit

  • Feel: Cozy, warm, and durable fleece